Tuesday, 19 October 2010

The Bit by Bit SJA Review | Yes It Is Clyde Part Two

Also known as THE VAULT OF SECRETS. Here are my immediate thoughts on the episode. Coming Friday or so – The Vault Overview Review. Please note, next week there will be no bit by bit reviews. So there will be an overview review. The week after, bit by bit is back.

Ok so here we go. Previously. Worst put together Previously in the world. No explanation, even a quick one, of Waters. Now Clyde is running off, not good. Nice explosion though. Oh and Gita is now Androvax. Now she has to act evil. So the Shades want to stop Androvax taking his spaceship. Because if the spaceship is taken the Vault will create a space disturbance and tear the planet apart. So the Shades are goodies, they want to save the planet and stop Androvax getting his ship. Cos if he does they don’t save the planet. But of course Rani’s mum will get killed.

Ok they’ve ruined it. Stupid Dalek Caan type talk. But the episode is still good, clever plot. A star for alliteration SJ. Ah so that’s why they guard the vault, cos they had no other use for them. Rani being brave and a little stupid. Oh that’s ok. Gita has the most interesting dreams. Not sure I’d like to have the same dreams. Oh they’ve told Gita. Mr Potato Head, Annie Android. Clyde has the most interested names for things when he deceives people.

IT’S A MOP LOVE! So that’s my name for SJ. Sarah It’s a Mop Love Jane. And of course there’s Yes It Is Clyde. Yeah but she ain’t gonna destroy Earth! Oh is that Androvax….. oh dear. Well that all happened a bit quick. Oh dear not good. Very not good. SARAH JANE IS EVIL! Oh dear…. So they wanna capture the Veil. They want to stop him before he becomes the destroyer of a 13th world. Cos he will if he saves his people.

So they miss Luke, the Vault is quite impressive and Dread is back. Two minutes to Earth destruction. Well if they were better shots then they could’ve got Androvax before he did any more damage. Not in his job description yet he’s still going to do it. I’d want my CV changed first. Poor Dread. I do quite like his character, everyone’s better in this series. Androvax’s people still escaped, but the Vault was stabilised. So Earth wasn’t pulled apart.

Gita getting carried away. Gita Gets Caried Away, Yes It Is Clyde and Sarah it’s a mop love Jane. So Gita has now forgotten, thought she might. Zoom out from 13 Bannerman Road. End of the episode sign. Androvax gets the closing speech. Lucky him. Oh that next time trailer does look good!

So I will see you all this Friday for the Vault Overview Review. Then next Saturday (the 30th October). For the Death of the Doctor Overview Review. See you then,

James

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